Five things not to do while your in Vegas.

5. Kick out the window of your Limo and terrorize female hotel guest at the bar

Probably not a good idea if you are in line to fight for a six figure contract in the worlds biggest MMA organization. But then again if you’re still peeing in your pants, there might not be any stopping you. (video)

4. Jump over the barrier and attack UFC referee Dan Miragliotta (in Vegas or Canada)

If you can’t resist attacking one of the UFC’s biggest referee’s make sure you aren’t outweighed by like 200lbs and you have some MMA or Jiu-Jitsu experience so you don’t get choked out instantaneously. (full story)

3. Get Tapout’s logo tattooed on your ass cheek

Unless you have every single Affliction t-shirt in the collection and think Kimbo Slice is the number one heavyweight Mixed Martial Artist in the world.

2. Ask Chuck Liddell to hit you as hard as he can

Just ask pro skater, Jason Ellis, who for some unknown reason asked Liddell to punch him as hard as he could. (video)

1. Ask Matt Hughes to put you in a choke hold for a photograph

Jed Leist found out for himself why you shouldn’t attempt this move. After asking Hughes to tighten the choke for “realism”, he was reportedly left on the floor nearly choked unconscious. (full story)